But the worst part about watching a penis get guillotined from its owner is that it takes so damn long. You might imagine it coming off in one brutal slice, like a John Wayne Bobbitt castration. The smell is staggering. Like a tube sock filled with mayonnaise that was left on a Florida parking lot for the summer. If Gollum from Lord of the Rings had a penis, this is probably what it looked like. You know your penis is in bad shape when even your penis surgeons are grimacing and covering their noses.
What It’s Like to Watch a Man Surgically Lose His Penis
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B , Katsina State, Nigeria. This is an open access article under the terms of the Creative Commons Attribution License, which permits use, distribution and reproduction in any medium, provided the original work is properly cited. This article has been cited by other articles in PMC. Key Clinical Message Traumatic penile amputation is a serious urological emergency, although rare whenever it happens, there is a need to refer the patient early to urologist within 24 h, with the stump wrapped in saline; unfortunately, our patient presented late and as such could not benefit from penile reimplantation. Penile amputation can be devastating to the patient, his spouse, and his relatives, and very tasking to the urologist, especially when the patient requires reimplantation of the penis and the stump was brought late after 24 h, and unpreserved, as is the case of our patient.
Traumatic penile amputation in a 15‐year‐old boy presenting late in northwestern Nigeria
Corresponding author. This article has been cited by other articles in PMC. Abstract Penile amputation is an uncommon condition that requires immediate surgical replantation.
Abstract Background Traumatic amputation of the penis is a rare surgical emergency. Although repair techniques have been well described in literature, failure of replantation and its causes are poorly understood and reported. Unfortunately, by day 12 two thirds of the re-implanted penis was lost along with overlying skin.