Do you want me to fuck this stapler

Send questions for Cecil Adams to: cecil straightdope. Your direct line to thousands of the smartest, hippest people on the planet, plus a few total dipsticks. Okay bare with me here. I work in a computer lab here to help all that are in some serious need of computer help Anyhow everyday its like a broken record "Excuse me to you have a stapler" Sometimes I just want to yell "Yes we DID have a fucking stapler, but some one took it on themselves to steal the fucker thus leading to a bunch of fucking questions like do you have a stapler. Now I know its not their fault that some idiot thought it would be such a great idea to take something that didnt belong to them, and it just being one of the most used things in the lab besides the computers and printers.

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